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Youth is a lie, it's nothing but evil.

2
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Those who rejoice in youth deceive themselves and those around them,

3
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accepting the full circumstances in their surroundings.

4
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Here.

5
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When they're talking about the word 'youth',

6
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they will twist any common interpretation or notion.

7
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To them,

8
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lies, secrets, sins, and failure...

9
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are just the seasoning of youth.

10
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If failure is indeed a symbol of youth,

11
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Hey, are you...

12
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then is there not something abnormal about one...

13
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who fails at making friends, if he isn't still in the midst of his youth?

14
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But they won't just admit it, right?

15
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It's all a double standard.

16
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So, my conclusion is...

17
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all you fools who still enjoy youth...

18
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can go to hell.

19
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You're the one that needs to go to hell.

20
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Say, Hikigaya...

21
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what was the topic I assigned to you in class?

22
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It was an essay about looking back on our high school days.

23
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Then, how did you write such poorly-written essay?

24
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What is this?

25
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How did you write like this?

26
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Oh my...

27
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You have the same eyes as a dead fish.

28
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Is it so rich in DHA?

29
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I feel smarter already.

30
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Listen carefully.

31
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No, but I did look back on my high school days.

32
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Isn't this how high school kids these days think of?

33
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Hey, little brat. Stop being arrogant.

34
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Brat...

35
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Well, from your perspective, maybe I'm still a brat...

36
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Didn't anyone ever tell you not to mention about a woman's age?

37
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I am so sorry.

38
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I'll rewrite it...

39
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Come with me.

40
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Teacher Hiratsuka,

41
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I believe I asked you to knock the door before entering.

42
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Even if I knocked the door, you're not going to answer it.

43
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Because you always come in before I can answer.

44
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So, who's that nerd?

45
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I know this girl.

46
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International Liberal Arts Class J.

47
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Girls make up 90% of the class.

48
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They're known for scoring higher than average and being high-profile.

49
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The most talented student in class has to be...

50
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Yukino Yukinoshita...

51
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Everyone knows her in school.

52
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He's looking to join your club.

53
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I'm Hachiman Hikigaya from Year 2 Class F.

54
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Well...

55
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What do you mean, I'm looking to join?

56
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As a punishment for your rubbish essay,

57
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I'm ordering you to join this club.

58
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You're not allowed to object, argue, protest, question, or talk back.

59
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That's it, I'm sure you can see it now.

60
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His temper is as bad as the look in his eyes.

61
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That's why, he's a perpetually lonely, pathetic soul.

62
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In this club, you will rectify his contrary, solitary nature.

63
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That's my request.

64
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I decline.

65
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Looking at his wretched eyes full of evil intentions, I fear for my life.

66
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I wasn't looking at your flat chest.

67
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It's true.

68
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Don't worry.

69
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He is only good at risk estimation and self-protection.

70
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He wouldn't do anything that violates the law.

71
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You can trust his gangster-like looks.

72
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Hey, I'd rather you say that I can make rational decisions...

73
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Gangster? I see.

74
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She's not even listening, and she's convinced.

75
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Since it's your request, I can't very well refuse.

76
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I'll accept it.

77
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Good. In that case, please take care of him for me, Yukinon.

78
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Hey, are you kidding me?

79
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What just happened?

80
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I suddenly recalled a bittersweet memory.

81
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Can't we be friends?

82
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Forget about friends, we never even spoke again after that.

83
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Well, to me, romantic comedies don't actually happen in real life.

84
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I was professionally trained to resist such romantic comedy trap.

85
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Girls are only interested in handsome guys,

86
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and indulge in dirty relationships.

87
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In other words, they're my enemies.

88
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Can't we be friends?

89
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In order to erase that kind of memory,

90
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letting her hate on me is the quickest way.

91
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I decided to intimidate Yukinoshita instead of greeting her nicely.

92
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Stop standing there, sit down.

93
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Ah, yes. I'm sorry.

94
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Any problem?

95
00:07:03,420 --> 00:07:06,130
No. I still don't understand what's going on.

96
00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:08,130
Say, what kind of club is this?

97
00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:10,910
Try and guess it.

98
00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,450
Literature and Art Club?

99
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Why'd you say that?

100
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There's no particular backdrop or special equipments in this room.

101
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Besides, you've been reading the entire time.

102
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-You're wrong. -Then? What club is this?

103
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What I'm doing here right now is this club's activity.

104
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I surrender. I have no clue.

105
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Hikigaya, how long has it been since you spoke with a girl?

106
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I think it was two years ago, in June.

107
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Do you think it's hot?

108
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Yeah, it's humid.

109
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The rich giving to the poor with a compassionate heart.

110
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People call it volunteer work.

111
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Reaching out to those in need.

112
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That is what this club does.

113
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Welcome to the Service Club. Thanks for joining.

114
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As I have been asked, I will fulfill my responsibility.

115
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I'll rectify your problem.

116
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Thank me.

117
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This wench...

118
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My problem?

119
00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,910
I'm pretty good in my own way.

120
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I was third in my grade on the Japanese ability test.

121
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And I'm pretty good-looking.

122
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Besides not having any friends or girlfriend, I'm basically high-end!

123
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You can say all that so confidently,

124
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I think that's really impressive.

125
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-You're weird, I'm a little disgusted. -Shut up!

126
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I don't want to hear that from you, you weirdo!

127
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Based on my observation, the reason why you're so lonely...

128
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is because of your rotten personality and contrary sensitivity.

129
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As for your appearance,

130
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beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

131
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In other words, as of right now, only what I say is correct.

132
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Although your opinions are ridiculous, but they're quite logical.

133
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Alright, the conversation simulation is now complete.

134
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If you can talk freely with a girl like me,

135
00:09:05,450 --> 00:09:07,910
then you'll have no problem talking to anyone else.

136
00:09:08,420 --> 00:09:10,300
Have I rectified you a bit now?

137
00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:13,820
For your information, it's not like I can't talk to people.

138
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I just don't need any unnecessary conversations.

139
00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,590
I don't need any rectifying.

140
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I believe that if you don't change, you'll harm our society.

141
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Yukinoshita, I'm coming in.

142
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-Knock the door. -I'm sorry.

143
00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:30,320
You seem to have trouble rectifying Hikigaya.

144
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It's because he isn't aware that he has a problem.

145
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Not at all.

146
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How do I put it...

147
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I don't want others to tell me who I am,

148
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or pointing fingers at me asking me to change.

149
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Are you trying to run away?

150
00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:46,080
Why can't you just accept someone for who

151
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they are and what's in their past?

152
00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:51,150
That won't...

153
00:09:52,130 --> 00:09:54,460
That won't solve anyone's concerns,

154
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nor will it save anyone.

155
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Both of you, calm down.

156
00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:04,450
Since ancient times, it's a custom of shounen manga...

157
00:10:04,550 --> 00:10:07,700
to settle conflicting senses of justice with a showdown.

158
00:10:07,810 --> 00:10:09,350
What are you talking about?

159
00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:10,900
What I'm saying is that...

160
00:10:11,150 --> 00:10:14,110
let's have a showdown to see who can do the best service!

161
00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:15,870
That's absurd.

162
00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:19,650
The winner can order the loser to do anything. How's that sound?

163
00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:24,120
When you say "anything," you mean "anything," right?

164
00:10:24,370 --> 00:10:25,740
I decline.

165
00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:28,520
Competing against him makes me fear for my life.

166
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:29,540
That's prejudice.

167
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:32,500
Second-year high school boys don't think about trivial things.

168
00:10:32,630 --> 00:10:33,840
There's also...

169
00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:34,930
World peace?

170
00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,210
Actually, I don't think about anything else that much.

171
00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:39,670
I guess even Yukino Yukinoshita...

172
00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:41,390
also have things to fear about.

173
00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:43,760
Are you afraid that you'll lose?

174
00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:45,610
Fine.

175
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,980
Although I was a little unhappy after the teacher provoked me,

176
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I accept.

177
00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:51,770
That's settled then.

178
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,240
What about my opinion?

179
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,000
Hello, there.

180
00:11:13,530 --> 00:11:15,240
I never thought you'd come.

181
00:11:15,380 --> 00:11:16,740
Are you a masochist?

182
00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,890
-No, I'm not. -What about a stalker?

183
00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:22,640
Why are you assuming that I have feelings for you?

184
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,250
-You don't? -No.

185
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,810
I can't stand your overconfidence.

186
00:11:27,490 --> 00:11:29,740
May I ask, do you have any friends?

187
00:11:30,150 --> 00:11:31,150
Let me see.

188
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:34,340
First of all, define the word "friend".

189
00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:38,240
Enough. That's something someone with no friends would say.

190
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,730
I'm the source.

191
00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:42,980
You seem to be a likeable person, how can you have no friends?

192
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,320
What's the matter?

193
00:11:45,410 --> 00:11:46,910
You won't understand.

194
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,250
I've always been pretty since I was small,

195
00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:54,690
all boys have gotten close to me with other intentions.

196
00:11:55,050 --> 00:11:57,210
You call yourself lonely even though people like you,

197
00:11:57,490 --> 00:11:59,230
what a disgrace.

198
00:12:00,290 --> 00:12:04,120
If everyone had liked me, perhaps that would have been fine.

199
00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:06,450
What does that mean?

200
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,920
In elementary school,

201
00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:11,180
my indoor shoes were hidden from me for about 60 times.

202
00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,330
Fifty of those times were done by the girls.

203
00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:18,470
Thanks to them, I've to take my indoor shoes and recorder home every day.

204
00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:21,240
Sounds harsh on you.

205
00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:22,820
It is harsh.

206
00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:24,680
Because I'm cute.

207
00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:28,320
But I have no choice.

208
00:12:28,990 --> 00:12:30,960
Because no one is perfect.

209
00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:35,450
They're weak, ugly, and they push others out due to jealousy.

210
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,630
It's odd that the better you are, the harder it is to live.

211
00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:40,950
Don't you think that's unreasonable?

212
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,010
That's why I want to change the world...

213
00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:45,970
and the people in it.

214
00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:48,480
The direction of your hard work is too high.

215
00:12:48,820 --> 00:12:53,050
I think it's much better than drying up and fading to nothing.

216
00:12:53,590 --> 00:12:57,230
The way you accept your weakness as a positive,

217
00:12:57,340 --> 00:12:58,500
I hate it.

218
00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:02,970
Yukinoshita carries the pain of a rich person.

219
00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:07,830
It's not really difficult to hide these things.

220
00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:10,750
That's what people do in this world.

221
00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:14,460
But Yukinoshita doesn't do that.

222
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,210
She'd never lie to herself.

223
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,620
There must be something similar between us.

224
00:13:22,230 --> 00:13:24,850
I couldn't help thinking that, in spite of myself.

225
00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:29,630
Even the silence at that moment felt comfortable.

226
00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:34,830
I felt the rhythm of my heart beating the speed of the second hand,

227
00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:38,100
as if it's clamoring that I want to go further.

228
00:13:39,710 --> 00:13:42,140
Then, she and I...

229
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:44,450
Hey, Yukinoshita.

230
00:13:45,190 --> 00:13:46,890
If you don't mind...

231
00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:50,150
-I'll be your friend... -Sorry, it can't be done.

232
00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:53,020
I wasn't even finished.

233
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,760
Please come in.

234
00:13:57,290 --> 00:13:59,770
Excuse me...

235
00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:03,830
Teacher Hiratsuka asked me to come.

236
00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:08,540
What is Hikki doing here?

237
00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:10,950
I'm a member here.

238
00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:12,920
Wait, is "Hikki" supposed to be me?

239
00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:14,280
Who is she?

240
00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:17,650
You're Yui Yuigahama from Year 2 Class F, right?

241
00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:19,130
Have a seat first.

242
00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:23,040
You know me?

243
00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:25,290
I bet you've memorized every student's names.

244
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,190
No. I didn't know who you were.

245
00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:29,350
Really?

246
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:30,940
Don't worry about it,

247
00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:35,830
I blame my heart for being so weak til I dare not notice your existence.

248
00:14:36,090 --> 00:14:38,120
Are you trying to comfort me?

249
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,500
I'm just being sarcastic.

250
00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:43,430
This feels like a very fun club.

251
00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:45,850
Besides, Hikki, you're so talkative.

252
00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,480
No, no, I just meant...

253
00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:51,280
You're totally different from the way you behave in class.

254
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,090
I mean, your usual behavior is quite disgusting.

255
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,090
This bitch.

256
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,150
Who are you calling a bitch? I'm still a virgin...

257
00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:01,800
Nothing...

258
00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:04,060
It's not something embarrassing.

259
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,820
At your age, being a virgin...

260
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:07,940
What are you talking about?

261
00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:09,690
It's still embarrassing to be one in the second year!

262
00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:12,080
Don't you think you're a little lacking in femininity, Yukinoshita?

263
00:15:12,190 --> 00:15:13,480
Such pointless values.

264
00:15:13,820 --> 00:15:16,750
By the way, the word "femininity" sounds pretty nasty to me.

265
00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:19,660
Again, it's unreasonable to call someone a wench.

266
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:20,910
It's really disgusting.

267
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,300
Calling someone a wench has nothing to do with being creepy.

268
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:25,360
And please, stop calling me Hikki, wench.

269
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,300
You're so annoying and disgusting.

270
00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:30,020
I can't take it anymore!

271
00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:33,780
Cookies?

272
00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:36,910
She hoped that someone would eat the cookies she made.

273
00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:41,340
But she's not confident, so she wants our help.

274
00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:44,400
Go and ask your friends for that.

275
00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:46,690
Well, actually...

276
00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:49,840
I don't want them to know about it.

277
00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:53,020
Acting serious like this doesn't really match my friends.

278
00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:54,280
I see.

279
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:57,240
Besides, I heard from Teacher Hiratsuka...

280
00:15:57,350 --> 00:16:00,060
that this club fulfils students' wishes, right?

281
00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:03,290
No, the Service Club only helps people.

282
00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:08,390
Teaching people how to fish is better so they can provide for themselves.

283
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,330
That's amazing.

284
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,000
It's crooked, can't you put on an apron nicely?

285
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,900
Sorry, thank you.

286
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:18,310
So, what should I do?

287
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,060
You can taste them and give us some comments.

288
00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:27,440
How can someone make so many mistakes?

289
00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:30,510
It looks like the same charcoal from the hardware store.

290
00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:32,240
Am I a poison tester?

291
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:33,760
Where's the poison in this?

292
00:16:37,190 --> 00:16:38,590
It's really poisonous.

293
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:40,470
Are we going to die?

294
00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:44,050
Well, let's try to improve this.

295
00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:46,460
Just ask Yuigahama to stop cooking.

296
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:48,420
Is that how you solve the problem?

297
00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:52,190
Sure enough, I'm bad at cooking.

298
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,450
I don't have the talent.

299
00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:58,070
The solution is to work hard.

300
00:16:59,090 --> 00:17:02,550
Yuigahama, you just said you don't have talent, right?

301
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,300
Try to change your mindset.

302
00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:11,359
People who don't put in effort have no right to envy those with talent.

303
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:16,190
Unsuccessful people are unsuccessful because they can't imagine...

304
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,569
successful people's efforts.

305
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:21,069
But recently, everyone says they don't cook...

306
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,369
Maybe it doesn't suit them.

307
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:28,280
Could you please stop trying to match yourself with others?

308
00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:29,910
It's really annoying.

309
00:17:30,410 --> 00:17:34,370
You want others to tell you that you're awkward, clumsy, or foolish.

310
00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:35,880
Don't you feel ashamed?

311
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,160
So...

312
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,010
So cool.

313
00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:45,390
You don't say anything superficial at all.

314
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,070
It's actually quite cool.

315
00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:50,460
Did you hear what I just said?

316
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,650
I think I was a little too harsh.

317
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,560
Your words were harsh,

318
00:17:54,980 --> 00:17:57,500
but it felt true.

319
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,410
I'm always trying to match everyone else.

320
00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:03,700
I'm sorry! I'll do it right next time!

321
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,210
Just teach her the right way.

322
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,400
I'll demonstrate once, follow closely.

323
00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:16,180
They're totally different...

324
00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:19,300
What else can I do to make you understand?

325
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:23,520
Say, why do you want to make delicious cookies?

326
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,680
What are you trying to say?

327
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:28,380
Come back here after 10 minutes.

328
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:32,020
I'll show you some real handmade cookies.

329
00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:34,900
It's my turn for the showdown.

330
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:40,530
Are they real handmade cookies?

331
00:18:40,890 --> 00:18:42,370
They're not very tasty.

332
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,910
-Really? -Sorry. I'll throw them away.

333
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,260
Wait a minute!

334
00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:48,470
You don't have to throw them away.

335
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,290
It's actually not that bad.

336
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:53,540
Okay, actually they're made by you.

337
00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:56,010
What's happening?

338
00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:59,320
This is a story of my friend's friend.

339
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,640
There was a girl who would tell him whenever something happened.

340
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,490
"She must be in love with me."

341
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,940
How did he even think of that?

342
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,720
So he made up his mind, and he asked her.

343
00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:12,320
So, tell me who you like.

344
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,730
Just say the initials.

345
00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:20,410
-H... -H? Could it be me?

346
00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:22,780
What are you talking about? You're so disgusting.

347
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,120
Can you please stop?

348
00:19:24,870 --> 00:19:28,120
Wait a minute. Is that your personal experience?

349
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,240
Hey, you fool.

350
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,610
It's my friend's friend.

351
00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:33,620
So, what should we draw from this matter?

352
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,090
Well, guys are simple-minded.

353
00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:39,550
They'll misunderstand even if you're just talking to them.

354
00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:41,720
So, they'll be happy just to get handmade cookies from you.

355
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:43,740
Don't worry if they don't taste good.

356
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,460
They don't taste good?

357
00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:46,750
Shut up!

358
00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:50,200
As long as he knows that you've tried your best,

359
00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:52,380
it's enough to touch a man's heart.

360
00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:54,040
Is that true?

361
00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:56,820
Would you feel touched, Hikki?

362
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,620
Of course, I'll be incredibly touched.

363
00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:01,530
By the way, stop calling me Hikki.

364
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:06,280
So, what are you going to do, Yuigahama?

365
00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:09,910
I'm going to try my own method.

366
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,290
Thank you, Yukinoshita.

367
00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:17,740
Would it really be alright?

368
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,800
Yuigahama's request from last week.

369
00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:21,220
Why did you mention it suddenly?

370
00:20:21,390 --> 00:20:25,990
If you want to improve yourself, I think you should challenge the limit.

371
00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:29,970
In the end, it's for Yuigahama's benefit.

372
00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:32,230
Your efforts will never betray you,

373
00:20:32,310 --> 00:20:34,440
but they may betray your dreams.

374
00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:37,680
Even if you work hard, some dreams may not come true.

375
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,070
It's safe to say that most people can't achieve it

376
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:43,420
But your hard work can be considered as consolation.

377
00:20:43,570 --> 00:20:45,160
That's just self-satisfaction.

378
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,040
How naive and disgusting!

379
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:50,540
Hello.

380
00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:52,580
What's the matter?

381
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,910
What, I'm not welcomed here?

382
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:58,170
Yukinoshita, do you hate me?

383
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:02,050
I don't hate you, I'm just not good at dealing with you.

384
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,510
It's the same meaning in girls' language.

385
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,550
So, what's the matter?

386
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,510
I guess I'll have to thank you guys, right?

387
00:21:08,730 --> 00:21:10,230
I've made some cookies.

388
00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:12,220
I don't have much appetite.

389
00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:14,480
It's quite interesting to try!

390
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:16,690
Maybe I'll try bento-making next time.

391
00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:18,230
And, Yukinon...

392
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:19,820
let's eat lunch in the activity room together!

393
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:23,530
No, thanks. I prefer eating alone. Forget about it.

394
00:21:24,070 --> 00:21:26,020
Also, "Yukinon" sounds uncomfortable.

395
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,340
Speaking of that, Yukinon...

396
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,060
I'm free after school.

397
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,450
I'll help you with the club activities.

398
00:21:30,570 --> 00:21:31,860
-You're welcome. -Are you listening to me?

399
00:21:31,950 --> 00:21:34,040
-It's just a way to say thanks. -Yuigahama

400
00:21:34,990 --> 00:21:36,040
Hikki!

401
00:21:39,730 --> 00:21:41,610
A thank you gift for you.

402
00:21:42,190 --> 00:21:44,350
You've helped me a lot too.

403
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,600
This looks ominous.

404
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:53,100
It seems like a jinx somehow,

405
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:55,680
but I'll accept it with gratitude.

406
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:05,150
And stop calling me Hikki.

407
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:09,850
"And So, Our Mistaken Youth Begins."

408
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:15,810
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409
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,690
It's really irritating how you can't make up your mind.

410
00:23:41,790 --> 00:23:44,500
I thought you're an ape trying to intimidate me.

411
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,470
I can't stand you, Hachiman.

412
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,840
That's just a delusion of grandeur.

413
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,470
-Delusion of grandeur? -Yukinon, run!

414
00:23:51,410 --> 00:23:52,780
I think I understand.

415
00:23:52,930 --> 00:23:56,730
Your request: you want us to heal this mental illness, right?

416
00:23:57,190 --> 00:23:59,230
I am the Kengo Shogun,

417
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:01,910
Yoshiteru Zaimokuza!

418
00:24:02,410 --> 00:24:07,070
"Everyone Must Have Their Own Worries"


